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   <title>Five Hundred Channels and Nothing&apos;s On...</title>
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   <published>2008-10-01T02:14:30Z</published>
   <updated>2008-10-01T02:52:05Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; For a rare change instead of getting home from work and plunking down in front of the TV and loosing myself for hours to the addictivness that is the boob tube I actually forced myself to...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; For a rare change instead of getting home from work and plunking down in front of the TV and loosing myself for hours to the addictivness that is the boob tube I actually forced myself to do something slightly more productive. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; It all started this past weekend.  With a solid day of rain on Saturday and scattered showers on Sunday I was actually fairly motivated to do some work around the house.  Normally a weekend of beautiful weather is just too tempting for me to stick around the house and do projects.  I'd much rather be out doing something.  Even if that something invloves staying inside and not enjoying the beauty of the day.  But this weekend was cloudy, stormy, and rainy.  The perfect kind of weather to stay in the house and not feel like I was missing out on something more fun.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This weekend's project was to scrape more paint and wallpaper off of the walls in the living room.  I made a pretty substantial dent and pretty much finished up scraping two of the living room walls.  Once the scraping is complete though there is still a long way to go before the wall is ready for paint.  The scraping has been doing a great job of removing the paint and most of the backing of the multiple layers of wallpaper.  But there is a bit of the wallpaper adhesive and stubborn pieces of wallpaper backing left behind.  To remove this we move onto phase three of the removal process.  Scrubbing with hot water.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; There doesn't seem any really good way to shortcut this whole process.  I've tried it several different ways with varying degrees of success.  The best thing I've come up with so far is to start with a paint scraper / putty knife and get the many many layers of paint off of the wallpaper.  Then follow behind with a serious tungsten bladed paint scraper to remove the multiple layers of wallpaper and backing from the walls.  The final step is to use hot water and a scotch scrubber sponge to soften and remove the remaining stubborn pieces of paper and the wallpaper glue.  

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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Tonight's project was to complete Step 3 of the process above for the walls that I had stripped clean this weekend.  I didn't feel like words alone could convey the mind numbing tedium and work involved in the process so I put together a short video.  Enjoy!


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   <title>As the Ivy Dies...</title>
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   <published>2008-09-02T19:48:02Z</published>
   <updated>2008-09-12T14:51:53Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Despite the tone of several recent posts I really don't have any problem with nature, plants, etc. I really do enjoy nature , I just dislike when nature doesn't like me back so much. Having gotten...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Despite the tone of several recent posts I really don't have any problem with nature, plants, etc.  I really do enjoy nature , I just dislike when nature doesn't like me back so much.  Having gotten two horrible doses of poison ivy in the past couple of months with just the barest interface with the nature in my back yard I think I'm pretty justified.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In an effort to help maintain the karmic balance of life I undertook two projects last week.  The first of which was a concentrated kill every god-damned thing that even looked like it might be a vine or had anything even close to three leaves.  Trusty sprayer in hand I unleashed gallons of chemical death upon the green things in my yard that may or may not have contributed to my weeks of tortured itchy/scratchiness.  In doing so I discovered a truly amazing number and variety of invasive weed-like plants, trees,etc throughout the grounds of stately Windemere manor.  I discovered, and promptly sprayed, american pokeweed, thistle, crabgrass, nutsedge, poison ivy, poison oak, english ivy, porcelainberry vine, and a very elm-like tree that will not die.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The most ironic thing for me is that I have all of these various things in my yard that will not die or go away no matter what torture I impose upon them.  I have a holly bush/tree and a crepe myrtle that I have cut back to just a stump only to have them rebound with a vengance.  I am hardly a green thumb gardener by any stretch of the imagination but these things seem to be masochists and the more I work to eradicate them the stronger they become in their resitance and fortitude in coming back with renewed vigor.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; After all this death and suffering I felt it only fair to work on restoring some nature to the back yard.  So the second project, aimed at restoring the karmic balance, was to re-do one of the backyard flower beds with some new plantings that are less invasive, nicer to look at, and appropriate for being planted within 2 feet of the house.  One of the things that frustrates me so much about the existing plantings at my house is how inappropriately scaled everything is.  Holly will grow into a 20 ft tree and crepe myrtles easily get to be 9ft tall with a 9ft canopy.  These two things were planted 4ft apart and 3ft away from the house.  I'm sure that when the were bought from a nursery and planted they looked great cause they were the plant equivalent of a labrador puppy.  But just like the small cute puppy these things grow into great big giant beasts. (to be fair there is far less drool associated with the crepe myrtle)

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I have been meaning to work up a comprehensive landscaping plan for the whole property so that as time and resources are available I can tear things out and start over with new plantings that are appropriate for the climate, reasonably low maintenance, and are scaled to fit the spaces they are planted in when they are full grown.  Although I haven't even begun to work on the big plan I needed to at least do something with this flower bed to help keep all these invasive weeds at bay.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Without a whole lot of forethought and planning I ran to Home Depot and browsed through their perennials and carefully read all the tags on sunlight, water requirements, plant spacings, and dimensions on full grown sizes.  It is baffling to me that people screw up plantings so badly when the nursery and growers provide so much great info right on the tags on the plants.  This really isn't all that difficult.  Within a few minutes I had picked out some nice grasses and a few colorful perennials.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; With plants, mulch, potting soil, and a keen desire to clean things up I headed home to get things under way.  The first step was to dig up about 4-6" of the existing bed to remove the top layer that was just over run with all of the invasive things I've already mentioned above.  Despite having treated things several times it seemed like nothing would keep the Ivy and weeds at bay.  After whole-sale removal of the plants and the bulk of the root system I'm hoping to have an even chance of keeping things weed free for a while.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Although weeds seem to grow with great abandon here I'm not sure how they do it.  The soil here, and in most of baltimore, seems to be almost entirely clay.  I'm pretty sure that with a good soaking and a really hot summer day I could pretty much turn my back yard into pottery.  Which, in hindsight, might have been far easier than all this planting work.  Just bake the backyard until it is pottery and then plant alfalfa and treat it like a chia pet.  But I digress...  With the ground having the consistency of earthenware I had grabbed a couple of bags of potting soil to give the new plants at least a gilmmer of hope of having some nutrients to get started and something other than concrete to push their roots into.  Then came plants, then mulch, and then watering. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Voila a new flower bed.  Below are photos showing things as they were before I moved in and then the fabulous results.  Click through either image to see a gallery of the work in progress.

<H2><B>Before:</B></H2>
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<H2><B>After:</B></H2>
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Things may look a little sparse but that's the whole idea.  I think that people read all the instructions on plant spacings etc but then see these tiny little plants spaced 2 ft apart and loose patience and just fill everything in so that it looks "full" on day 1.  Planting doesn't usually work that way unless your prepared to spend outrageous amounts of money on mature plants.  While things may look a little thin for now, after a few seasons everything will fill in nicely and I won't be continually fighting the creature that ate Cincinatti.]]>
      
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   <title>Baby&apos;s First Mow</title>
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   <published>2008-07-27T20:48:33Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-27T21:00:31Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; With a little help from mother nature in the form of one of the cooler and wetter summer's in recent memory the new grass has taken quite a strong hold in the front yard. &nbsp; &nbsp;...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; With a little help from mother nature in the form of one of the cooler and wetter summer's in recent memory the new grass has taken quite a strong hold in the front yard.

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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This weekend it looked like the new grass had finally reached the point where it was ready for a little trimming.  It is so nice to look out the door and see a field of mostly green rather than just a big pile of dirt.  A little overseeding and some more watering this weekend.  Along with the help of another series of summer storms this weekend, should get everything to fill in nicely over the next few weeks.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Since this is the first weekend in a long time that I actually haven't had some sort of work or plans or other other jam packed social activities I actually took some time and did some other yard work in the back.  Trimmed up some bushes and overseeded and fertilized  the back yard a bit to fill in some of the bare spots in the grass back there.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A couple of bags of mulch and a few minutes of weeding and some other little outdoor maintenance items made for a very fulfilling afternoon of putting in a little bit of effort and finally feeling like there was a little bit of a payback.  Things are moving towards looking less like and abandoned sand lot and more like a yard.
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   <title>Grilling, Grass &amp; Explosives</title>
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   <published>2008-07-05T18:30:12Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-10T01:50:10Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; While most people who get time off for national holidays take some time off and rest and relax or go to the beach or visit friends etc I stay home and work on my house. &nbsp;...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; While most people who get time off for national holidays take some time off and rest and relax or go to the beach or visit friends etc I stay home and work on my house.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; After months and months of settling and compacting, the trench that is my front yard had finally gotten to the point that there was at least some chance of turning the great big pile of dirt back into a lawn.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Naturally I waited until the hottest part of the afternoon to go outside and do physically demanding labor in the hot sun to finish leveling out the front yard and raking it smooth.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Pictures of the progress so far are <a href="http://kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/4747094_M4V95/1/#325929969_4KqPe-A-LB">here.</a>  More to come as we check on the progress of the grass growing. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I did also get a some time to do somehting other than working on the house and headed down to DC for <a href="http://kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/5332816_aaDBJ" target="new">fireworks on the mall.
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;That's right folks the next few posts are likely to be as exciting as watching grass grow.  Stay Tuned!

Update 7/9: <a href="http://kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/4747094_M4V95#328972125_d6VNT">Grass is growing!</a>]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>A New Look</title>
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   <published>2008-06-21T14:14:32Z</published>
   <updated>2008-06-21T14:19:25Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Since I have been a bit stalled in making home improvements because of a fairly hectic work schedule I thought I'd at least take a few minutes to freshen up the blog a bit. My goal in...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Since I have been a bit stalled in making home improvements because of a fairly hectic work schedule I thought I'd at least take a few minutes to  freshen up the blog a bit.  My goal in starting the blog was to come up with the most simple and low maintenance way possible for me to share all the stories of my home experience.  To that end I have done pretty much nothing to customize the blog in any way. What you saw was what came out of the box from wordpress.  So let me know if you like the new look or not and if the spirit motivates me (and I finally stop working long enough to have the time) there may be some more changes to come.]]>
      
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   <title>Storms A Brewing</title>
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   <published>2008-06-08T02:23:32Z</published>
   <updated>2008-06-08T02:52:30Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A typical summer thunderstorm blew through this evening as the sun was setting. The cool breeze and lightning show were a welcome change to the still muggy heat of the day. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Not...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A typical summer thunderstorm blew through this evening as the sun was setting.  The cool breeze and lightning show were a welcome change to the  still muggy heat of the day.

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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Not only did I get a great shot of the lightning, but the best part is that nothing blew down on the house and the basement is still dry.  ]]>
      
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   <title>I thought chemical warfare had been banned by the geneva conventions</title>
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   <published>2008-06-02T03:02:05Z</published>
   <updated>2008-06-02T05:03:40Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This weekend I have discovered that I have not only english ivy but several other varieties of ivy around the house. I wish that I could tell you that I found out about the various varieties...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This weekend I have discovered that I have not only english ivy but several other varieties of ivy around the house.  I wish that I could tell you that I found out about the various varieties of ivy through photos and research and things like that but my research and discovery was of a much more 'hands-on" variety.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; On Friday I did a bunch of pruning of the bushes and shrubs along one side of the property.  Unbeknownst to me I apparently have both English ivy, pyracantha bushes, privet hedge, and poison ivy all mixed together along the fence where I was working.  You know how I know there was poison ivy there.  No it wasn't because i recognized the three shiny leaves.  It wasn't that I noticed the hairy tendrils on the vine.  Nope it was when I woke up this morning with my right eye severely itchy and swollen.

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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Poison ivy has never been my friend.  Getting it pretty much anywhere on your body sucks.  But getting it in your eye is terrible.  Of course it isn't limited to just my eye.  It is all over my left arm, in-between my fingers on both hands, along the side of my jaw and neck, and of course on my legs.  But I think the eye is probably the worst.  There aren't a whole lot of topical itch creams that work so well around the eye.  And you just can't scratch to relieve anything.  And the stupid blinking means it is constantly stretching and moving around.  Plus the fact that my eyelid is all swelled up makes life grand.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now that the house has resorted to chemical warfare I feel that it is only fair for me to escalate things from my side to assure a balance of power.  Two can play this game.  Rotterdam convention or not, I'm sure that a little <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Orange" target="new">2,4-D and maybe a splash of 2,4,5-T</a> will have ivy of all varieties singing a different tune around here.]]>
      
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   <title>If this doesn&apos;t work, I&apos;m building a moat and getting sharks with friggin&apos; laser beams...</title>
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   <published>2008-05-27T14:48:52Z</published>
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   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Last Tuesday I actually got home from work at a reasonable hour and still had the energy to do something other than flop down on the couch and become a zombie. I spent a productive couple...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Last Tuesday I actually got home from work at a reasonable hour and still had the energy to do something other than flop down on the couch and become a zombie.  I spent a productive couple of hours outside mowing the lawn, pruning some bushes, removing more of the ever invasive Ivy from the garage.  Generally enjoying the fact that the weather was completely beautiful and that I was actually outside enjoying it.  The sense of accomplishment of also having gotten some things cleaned up so that my back yard actually looks less like the wild kingdom and more like a city/suburban yard was nice too.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; On this rare and miraculous occasion the sun set before I had run out of energy for projects.  I must have had an extra cup or three of coffee that day or something.  I cleaned up and went inside to start on one of the many many many inside projects I still have on my list.  I decided to finally put up a light fixture on the upper landing of the basement stairs.  I've had the fixture for quite some time but just hadn't gotten around to getting things wired up etc. I did a quick inventory of what I had lying around and decided I needed a quick trip to my buddy <a href="http://www.homedepot.com/">Homer's</a> for some supplies.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No trip to home depot is ever quick and short.  There are always exciting new things to see and often I'm standing in an aisle puzzling out how to solve some home improvement woe so these trips often take 45 mins to an hour.  This particular trip was pretty quick.  About 45 minutes later I pulled into the alley behind the house.  As the headlights washed across the garage I noticed something odd.  There was something in the garage that hadn't been there previously.  After pulling into the driveway I got out and checked the garage and there was a huge pile of branches in my garage.

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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; There are few things as despicable as dumping your trash in someone elses house/garage/yard.  The worst thing is how powerless you are once this crap has been dumped in your house/garage/yard.  Whether it is branches, or tires, or toxic waste, or a dead hooker.  It really doesn't matter.  It is now your problem to deal with, clean up, dispose of, and or explain to the cops.  I guess I could have picked up the branches and "paid it forward" and dumped them in one of my neighbors' back yards or something but that's even shittier than having stuff dumped in your yard.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I have countless projects on my to do list at the house.  Painting, cleaning, flooring, walls, counters, cabinets, the list goes on pretty much forever.  One of the minor items on the list that has stayed pretty near the bottom of the list was to install some doors on my garage so that I can lock up some of the outdoor tools and things outside and I can stop dragging my lawnmower up and down the basement stairs every week to mow the grass.  This project has been low on the list because it hasn't been that big a deal.  Now that I have once again had to deal with a whole load of crap appearing in my garage thought this project became a top priority and I vowed to spend my memorial day weekend putting in some doors.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;  Of course with my tendancies towards being a big dork I planned the whole thing out and drafted out every detail of the doors, took detailed measurements and did everything just shy of creating a 3-d rendered model of the whole thing in software before beginning my door project.  Of course even with this anal retentive level of planning, all projects of this nature require at least 3 trips to the hardware store before they can be done. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; After coming up with the plans I knew I'd need some help to get this done so I prevailed upon poor old dad to come slave away in the hot hot sun for a day to help me haul away the trash and then fabricate my grand vision for new doors.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Things went pretty smoothly with the whole construction process.  Only one unplanned trip for some more 2x4s for framing out the doors and after many hours and only a few Advil later.

This is the part where the chorus of trumpets plays the regal fanfare.  Ta Ta Ta Ta Tum De Dum Te De Dum etc etc.

Behold there were doors.

<img src="/windemere/images/ThenThereWereDoors.jpg" align="center">

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; For more photos of the process and the final results with paint etc check out the gallery <a href="http://kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/5038530_Qefp7" target="new">here.</a> Special thanks go out to my Dad for helping me out with this project.  I'm sure it took far longer and was way more involved than he had planned for but he stuck it out to the end and was invaluable in helping me plan things out, fabricate the doors, and providing wheels for hauling around the trash and plywood plus a few key tools to get things cut and measured and built. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'm pretty thrilled at how everything turned out.  I think the doors look great and will both help to keep people from dumping crap in my garage and will give me some much needed storage space for all the outdoor maintenance stuff I've accumulated in the past year.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; If these doors aren't a deterrant to the random acts of dumping all your unwanted crap at my house squad then my next step will be to build a moat and fill it with piranha, crocodile, alligators, or friggin' sharks with laser beams.  Stay tuned for more on this developing story.]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>America at its best</title>
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   <published>2008-05-19T17:41:13Z</published>
   <updated>2008-05-19T20:47:22Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This weekend will probably live on for quite a while as one of the best weekends ever. For once, instead of a solid dockett of work and responsibilities I had almost entirely fun activities planned for...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This weekend will probably live on for quite a while as one of the best weekends ever.  For once, instead of a solid dockett of work and responsibilities I had almost entirely fun activities planned for the weekend.  The best part of which was the <a href="http://www.jsoh.org">Joint Services Airshow</a> at Andrews Air Force Base on Saturday.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; To say that I was excited to go see this was an understatement.  I went with my friend and her two sons aged 3 & 5.  They are my for all intents and purposes my "nephews" and are at amazing ages that make it so fun to do stuff like this with them.  Truth be told though, I was probably way more excited than even the two of them combined.  If you've ever seen the Disney vacations commerical where the family is going to sleep the night before their big vacation I'm the little boy who says "I'm too excited to sleeeep." 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The weather on Saturday was absolutely perfect.  Very few clouds, nice breezes, and temps in the low 70s.  You park at Fedex field and go through a pretty intense security checkpoint before getting onto busses that take everyone over to the base.  The boys were very excited about the buses, perhaps moreso than for the planes.  The security lines were a bit long but the rest of the day proved to be worth the wait.  We played the game "If you sit down the line will move faster", which totally worked.  Every time the guys sat down it seemed like 30 seconds later we'd move forward.  We also played "What do the wheels on the bus do?" Duh - They go round and round.  David was particularly excited by both the wheels on the bus song and in getting to the ride the bus who's wheels were going round and round.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Once at the airfield we were all blown away at how many aircraft were on display and how huge the event was.  The airfield is probably close to a mile long and was just covered with every conceivable plane from huge <a href="http://www.kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/4964814_62AGr#297185083_Zx8Ge">C-5 transport planes</a> to the <a href="http://www.kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/4964814_62AGr#297194684_3puSL"> B2 Bomber</a> to the <a href="http://www.kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/4964814_62AGr#297199896_WzZEE">Stunt Bi-planes</a> to the <a href="http://www.kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/4964814_62AGr#297205846_pGs7T">Blue Angels</a>, to the <a href="http://www.kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/4964814_62AGr#297208655_Yhx2K">Amazing F-22 Raptor</a>.  Not to mention there were in excess of 100,000 bazillion people there too.  They had a bunch of the larger aircraft opened up to walk through and they had others where you could sit in the cockpit with a pilot and get your picture or ask questions.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Navy had a dive tank with a Navy Seal diver playing tick-tack-toe with a dry-erase marker.  I am proud to report that Jeffrey beat the diver despite his occasional confusion at whether he was playing as x's or o's.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I knew this was going to be a great photo opportunity so I rented a special super zoom lens so that I could get some close up shots on the planes and paratroopers.  You can check out <a href="http://www.kgmoore.smugmug.com/gallery/4964814_62AGr">the pics here.</a>

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;The kids had a total blast.  I had a blast seeing everything and got a kick out of seeing things through their eyes too.  There was a great atmosphere of American pride surrouding the whole event.  Whatever your position or views on war or the military this show was a great reminder of the value, and the cost, of some of the freedoms we often take for granted.  How many other places in the world allow the general public to come trooping onto a military base to see all of the cool military hardware and to speak to the pilots and troops and see this amazing stuff up close.]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Shameless Self Promotion</title>
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   <published>2008-05-08T12:39:41Z</published>
   <updated>2008-05-08T21:45:40Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Normally I try to keep entries here in the realm of things at least peripherally related to home ownership and my trials and tribulations there in. This post has pretty much nothing at all to do...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Normally I try to keep entries here in the realm of things at least peripherally related to home ownership and my trials and tribulations there in.  This post has pretty much nothing at all to do with anything related to the house but is something that I am so proud of and just had to share.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; When not dealing with phones, parking, auditorium rentals, and capital projects at the museum I dive into the phone booth and put on the cape and boots and head over to my other job as a partner in <a href="http://www.fishertheatrical.com/">Fisher Theatrical</a>  Last summer we had an amazing opportunity to provide lighting design and engineering for the Chevy Icon billboard in Times Square.  This was a huge project for us even though we were only one of many companies with teams of people bringing different elements together.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I had the good fortune to be involved in some of the programming elements of the job and spent a week on the 42nd floor of a hotel in Times Square last fall getting all of the bugs worked out of the control system so that our design team could do their work to light up the chevy icon billboard.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; One of the many elements we had to coordinate for this project was establishing a wireless communication link to the billboard in order to control the lights. We used a great product from <a href="http://www.wirelessdmx.com/">Wireless Solutions</a> to make this happen. Today they released a <a href="http://www.wirelessdmx.com/News/Details.aspx?id=39">case study of our project</a> that features commentary from yours truly.  There is also a link for the full text of the case study which includes <a href="http://www.wirelessdmx.com/News/Resource.ashx?id=d0c998ecad784435b1cc97e3c81d898a">all of my long ramblings and lots of techno mumbo jumbo.</a>  I'm fairly astonished that they included all of this in the full case study.  I can be long winded and entirely too nerdy at the best of times.  It seems I was in rare form for this one.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'm thrilled with how the piece turned out and couldn't be more proud of everything we did to make this project happen.  It is awesome to be able to point to something that we've done that people can recognize and understand.  All too often our hard work goes into something behind the scenes that helps make a show but when we do our job correctly the effect is often so transparent that the audience may not even realize what it is that we've done or how much grueling effort went into that 5 minutes on stage.]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>Summer officially has my permission to start</title>
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   <published>2008-05-07T02:07:35Z</published>
   <updated>2008-05-07T03:08:16Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Over the weekend I finally had a couple of hours that I wasn't working and had caught up enough on things around the house to take on a new project. Getting the grill up and running....]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Over the weekend I finally had a couple of hours that I wasn't working and had caught up enough on things around the house to take on a new project.  Getting the grill up and running.  The grill was given to me last year from someone who'd bought a shiny new stainless grill and didn't have anything to do with the old dirty greasy one.  With all of the other drama and business of the past year I never did get a chance to do anything with the grill last summer.  I finally had both the time and energy to get this grill ready and at long last break out my barbecue tools. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; One of the big wind storms over the winter that toppled a tree in my yard also toppled the grill.  This caused much internal mayhem within the inner workings of the grill.  After getting things mostly cleaned up and taking an inventory I headed off to my friend <a href="http://www.homedepot.com/">Homer's</a> for parts and pieces.  In short, they had pretty much everything I needed and with an armful of grill repair stuff and a new propane tank I was ready to get started on the process of readying the grill to begin the journey of starting to grill.  By the time I had everything together and cleaned up and ready to go it was too late in the day to start grilling.  And secondly I really had nothing around worth grilling.  Cheerios are pretty much still Cheerios no matter how you cook them.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; With the grill now ready to go, all that remained was to get something to grill and to dust off my grill tools.  Despite the fact that I have only owned a grill since last summer and have not in fact actually had a chance to grill on it yet I have owned a set of barbecue tools for longer than I have owned my house or a grill to use them on. I have always been a proponent of having the best tools for a given job.  I see no point in getting cheap or chincy tools to do work.  Invariably any savings over having gone for the good tool is quickly erased and negated by the frustration and extra time it takes to do the job with the wrong equipment.  I would always rather buy one expensive tool than to buy the same crappy 1/2 price items 3 times over. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; To this end, several years ago I found what is probably the finest set of grill tools I had ever seen.  Most all barbecue and grilling stuff is absolute garbage.  The handles are almost never long enough. Who wants to singe off arm hair reaching for the brats on the back of the grill?  Invariably if they are long enough they are so flimsily made as to immediately bend or distort.  Cheap plastic and chromium plating have no business whatsoever anywhere near a barbecue.  Neither does sheet metal, rivets, spot welds or any other annoying shortcuts taken by nearly all of the barbecue tool sets available.  The tool set I found was at Williams Sonoma and they were everything that good tools should be and nothing at all like the other crap I had seen previously.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; These tools are magnificent in every thoughtful detail.  They are  about 18" long and crafted of solid stainless steel with teakwood handles.  Each piece weighs easily a pound and they are well balanced and solid.  They feel absolutely solid and "right". The handles are generously sized and are unadorned.  At the same time they are not clunky or overly large.  They are nicely machined and gracefully curved.  The grill cleaning tool has a replaceable brass brush and stainless brillo pad.  They came in their own storage case with small velcro closures to hold the tools in place.  There is no crappy molded plastic tray for these.  The best part of all of this was perhaps the fact that these tools were on sale when I bought them.  At the time I was living in an apartment that forbade grills of any kind, but I knew immediately that if ever I did have a house or a grill or became a champion traveling grill master that these would be my tools.  W&S has since changed their grill tools slightly to a <a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/cw383/index.cfm?pkey=cctloutgrl">stainless and black composite plastic.</A> While this is no doubt still a very fine set of tools I am even more pleased that I bought my set when I did and got the real wood handles (and a better price)

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; While $70-100 is probably a lot to pay for a set of grilling tools that you'll use maybe a dozen times a year, how much would you be willing to pay not to have second degree burns or to not have your grill tongs fold dropping $30 worth of steak on the ground.  How much would your guests be willing to pay not to have to taste charred arm hair and singed fingers in their flank steaks.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I rest my case. Here's to many years to come of happy grilling here at Windemere.


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   <title>Deforestation can be way cooler than it sounds...</title>
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   <published>2008-04-28T12:23:20Z</published>
   <updated>2008-04-28T16:43:45Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Alright not so much a forest removal as finally getting the great big pile of tree out of my front yard. Last weekend I finally had the opportunity to do something about getting rid of the...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Alright not so much a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deforestation">forest removal</a> as finally getting the great big pile of tree out of my front yard.  Last weekend I finally had the opportunity to do something about getting rid of the roughly 8ft x 8ft x 8ft pile of tree that used to be a tree in my front yard, had a brief stint as <a href="http://www.kgmoore.com/windemere/2008/03/your_tree_is_in_my_yard.html">a tree in my neighbors front yard</a>, and then became a large brush pile in my front yard.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;A good friend of mine sent out a mass e-mail a few weeks ago wanting to coordinate a dump run for anyone with some stuff lying around their house they wanted to get rid of.  I say good friend because when I reported back to him that I did in fact have some stuff and oh by the way it was a pile of tree parts roughly the size of a modest second bedroom he didn't immediately hang up the phone.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;  Last weekend amidst the rain, intermittent hail, and drizzle he showed up at my house with our 26' box truck and we tossed the whole mess in the back and carted it off to the office to fill the dumpster.  In fact, we looked like such professional drowning rats that we were asked by a random passerby if we did stump removal too.  If there were any two people in this world who looked less like rugged lumberjacks ready to put in a hard days work at the mill hauling timber Sam & I are probably in a three way split with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0519043/">Justin Long</a> for the trophy. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Luckily for us it only poured rain for half of the time that we were loading and unloading the truck.  But it was totally and completely worth every ounce of soaking wetness to have this pile of stuff gone and forgotten.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now I just need to work on remedying the fact that my front yard still looks like a large subterranian boring machine surfaced for air before continuing on it's journey to the center of the earth.
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<entry>
   <title>Small Victories</title>
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   <published>2008-04-21T17:05:21Z</published>
   <updated>2008-04-21T17:17:12Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Over the weekend, last night, and this morning we've gotten quite a good dose of rain here in Baltimore. Most of it has been in short intense thudershowers, but overnight seems to have been a pretty...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Over the weekend, last night, and this morning we've gotten quite a good dose of rain here in Baltimore.  Most of it has been in short intense thudershowers, but overnight seems to have been a pretty steady soaking rain.  The reason I bring this up and that it seems such a novelty to me is that for once it seems that all of this rain has remained on the outside of my house.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I woke up this morning to the light pattering sound of rain tapping against the bedroom window.  I very nearly did not get out of bed.  I summoned the courage from deep within and forced myself to get out of bed.  It took, what I would like to believe is, a heroic level of courage to then venture down into the basement. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I closed my eyes as I got to the top of my basement stairs and took a deep cleansing breath in anticipation of what may lie before me at the foot of the stairs.  I opened my eyes and slowly, but with great apprehension, descended the stairs and turned on the light at the foot of the stairs. 

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<strong>Lo, and behold the floor was dry.  </strong>

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I know that for most people, waking up on a rainy day and finding the interior of your home to be dry really isn't that much of a life affirming or miraculous thing.  But given my recent track record with internal moisture problems of various origins, my expectations have been set very low.  Very very low.  So this morning's dread and loathing of what may have been down there turned into near elation at the fact that things were ok.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; It is somewhat akin to what it must be like in an abusive relationship or to be a mis-treated animal.  The days that you are kicked are so frequent and common that the simple act of just not being kicked makes it a better day.  That's sort of where I am with my house.]]>
      
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<entry>
   <title>I Heart Apple</title>
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   <published>2008-04-14T01:36:57Z</published>
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   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Once again on a topic that has little to do with the trials of home ownership but that I wanted to share was my recent experience at the Apple store. Last night one of the fans...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Once again on a topic that has little to do with the trials of home ownership but that I wanted to share was my recent experience at the Apple store.  Last night one of the fans in my trusty MacBookPro started making decidedly bad grinding kind of sounds and then suddenly stopped making noise altogether and the machine then started to get pretty warm.  I was dismayed.  For the past two years I have had this laptop with me nearly all the time and looking back I'm not sure how I ever functioned without it.  

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; With the machine overheating there was little I could do but weep softly, shut it down and hope that Apple would be able to do something to repair it.  I brought it in to the Apple store this morning and made an appointment at the Genius desk.  After handing over my laptop and giving them my best sad face with full on boo-boo lip.  They took a look at the machine and quickly determined that the right side fan had indeed ceased to move air.  They checked their computer system and determined that they had the part in stock.  Then the orderlies came rushing out with a gurney and they got my machine hooked to an IV drip and they quickly whisked it back into the dark secret chambers within the apple store where they chant their incantations and perform their rituals of magic resuscitation.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I was left to sign the paperwork and to confirm the allergies and medical history of my little guy.  They weren't sure they were going to be able to do the repair that day but they indicated they would call as soon as they had completed the repair.  I put renewed effort into the boo-boo lip as I asked "Really, today maybe you think?"

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I left the store with my empty laptop case and headed out to run errands.  The errands were more to distract myself from the loss I felt at not having my entire digital world clutched beneath my arm more than any great desire or need to accomplish these tasks.  After a haircut, carwash, grocery shopping and some other side trips I got a call from the Apple store.  I'm sure the people in line at the grocery store assumed that a favorite uncle or close friend had just awoken from a long coma as I enthusiastically thanked them and promised that I would rush right over to pick it up.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The laptop isn't under warranty anymore so I did have to pay for the repair.  It came to just over $100 (exactly what they said it would be) which is pretty outrageous considering the fan is probably a $2 part but in the scheme of having my laptop back and working and in the scheme of computer repairs in general really wasn't a big deal at all.  To be able to bring my computer in on a Sunday morning and talk to a real live human being who cares and understands and to have the machine back and good as new within a few hours is service and support so far above and beyond the status quo as to be nearly completely foreign.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I had had a previous experience several years ago with a PC laptop needing diagnosis and repair and at CompUSA.  At the time  I think it was $175 for them just to open up the laptop and look at it and close it back up.  If anything was actually broken that would cost more and they wouldn't tell me how much more until they'd opened it up.  It took them nearly a week to get to it and I had to call them to get the information because they'd forgotten to actually call me back.  I had to fill out all kinds of paperwork to get them to look at the thing in the first place and they were really insistent on pointing out all the places where I had to initial and sign away the fact that, given the ominous tone of the document, they were more than likely going to end up erasing everything on the machine in the process of their diagnosis.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;   My experience with Apple couldn't have been more completely different and thus infinitely better.  The moment you walk into the Apple store you are greeted as if you are a long lost friend.  Just the layout of the store is open and clean and inviting.  Everything is just sitting out on tables and there always seems to be plenty of staff in the store.  And these people in the store don't really seem to be sales people so much as die hard Cult of Mac enthusiasts who really just want you to drink the Kool-Aid and love it, cause they love it.  They do all of this in the most unassuming and non-invasive way too.  Then there's the concierge.  That's right they have a dedicated person in the store who's sole job is to take care of customers.  And not take care of as in a sales kind of way either.  I really think they are trained and taught to be there to take care of the people.  Listen to their stories, laugh with them, sympathize with them, get them a bag for their purchases, and generally being a FUCKING HUMAN BEING.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This humanity at the Apple store is probably what make the experience there feel so great and at the same time feel so completely different from so many other customer service and retail experiences.  Far too many other places have forgotten the human element of the equation and are merely there to move the product out the door and move the cash in.  The fact that the transaction involves a human customer really doesn't seem to be much of a factor.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In summary, what could have been one of darker days in recent memory (the disabling of my much loved laptop) has turned into one of the happier experiences in recent memory.  For those out there who have not yet drunk the Kool-Aid and joined the cult of Mac I hope that this pushes you one step closer to taking that first sip.  Come on, you know you want to....  Everyone else is doing it...  It'll make you feel good....
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<entry>
   <title>Squeaky Clean</title>
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   <published>2008-04-03T00:09:51Z</published>
   <updated>2008-04-04T00:25:53Z</updated>
   
   <summary><![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; It has been a while since I posted an update here and just thought I'd share a more mundane home happening rather than the normal grand disaster posting that have been all too frequent in the...]]></summary>
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      <![CDATA[&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; It has been a while since I posted an update here and just thought I'd share a more mundane home happening rather than the normal grand disaster posting that have been all too frequent in the past year.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The other day I finally broke down and bought a silly Swiffer wet jet to aid in keeping all the hardwood floors here clean.  I even went to the trouble of getting their special wood floor formula so that I could enjoy all the extra wood cleaning goodliness that was sure to come from this specially formulated cleaning fluid.   I brought it home, loaded it up with batteries and the special swiffer wetjet for wood floors special sauce and began to scrub away.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Admittedly I don't clean up as often as maybe I should, but generally clutter and dust bunnies trigger my OCD pretty quickly so I typically vacuum on a weekly basis. After reading all of the instructions (both of them) I went to work on my living room floor.  After a few minutes I noticed how dirty the cleaning pad on the swiffer was.  This is great, I thought, all that dirt that had been hiding right beneath my nose is now forever trapped in this handy cleaning pad.  So I ripped out a new pad and dosed the floor with some more swiffer juice and continued mopping away.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; After letting everything dry I was dismayed to see how cloudy and dull the floor looked.  I re-read the troubleshooting section of the Swiffer manual and discovered that if this was a problem the most likely cause was that you hadn't used enough magic juice.  I am thoroughly convinced this is a ploy by their marketing department to sell more refills.
I can just envision a typical conversation on their support line:

 <blockquote> Customer: "Hey this thing didn't clean my floor!" <br>Swiffy:"Oh, did you use a whole friggin $12 bottle of cleaning stuff on it?" <br>Cust:"Well no of course not" <br>Swiffy: "Well see that's your problem right there buddy.  You should have read the directions where it says that if your floor is all messed up and cloudy you need to use more stuff." <br> Cust:"But that's ridiculous" <br>Swiffy:"What'd you expect from a lousy $20 magic mop from the grocery store." <CLICK></blockquote>

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;   So heeding their advice I grabbed another mopping pad and re-mopped the entire floor, liberally applying the magic juice until it made my eyes water from the overwhelming scent of CLEAN. As an aside, why do we insist on adding cloying perfumes, fragrances etc to everything to make things seem like they're CLEAN.  Why can't we just have products that actually get things CLEAN so they just won't smell in the first place.  The floor was probably even worse than before.  It just looked dull and flat and terrible.  I was pretty sure that I hadn't permanently ruined my nice hardwood floors but that it was definitely going to take some work to get things right again.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I grabbed a bottle of some sort of Orange essence based wood cleaner and turned my Swiffer wet-jet into a Swiffer floor mop for Orange cleaner.  A liberal application of Orange juice to the swiffer pad and several minutes of vigorous mopping and scrubbing and voila I now had a nice shiny clean beautiful hardwood floor again.  Of course I have now mopped the floor 6 times in the past two days trying to get from a little dusty to clean.  The result though is a floor so clean and well tended that my shoes squeak from the cleanliness.  And the mild scent of Orange was far more pleasant that whatever chemical "CLEAN" scent the Swiffer stuff had.

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I heartily recommend that anyone out there who has thought about getting the Swiffer wet-jet not even bother .  Stick with the regular Swiffer or probably better yet a plain old fashioned cotton string mop and bucket and just use your favorite household cleaner in place of their horrible stuff.  The actual Swiffer mop and pad are pretty great though.  Sans the lousy fluid the dry mop part does pick up an amazing amount of stuff and does do a great job trapping it in the pad

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;   BTW I did try their standard fluid as well on the bathroom tile floor and had pretty much the same cloudy bad results there too.  Not sure if it is just me but I'm pretty much convinced that this wet-jet thing sucks and that I've wasted $20.
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